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When I was 7 my uncle told me a story about a boy walking into a door that turned out to be a black hole here on Earth. Since then I was curious what would mean to fly into a black hole?! Although science tells us that nothing good would come out of it - nobody has actually has tried, haven’t they?! So I am sending my BirdNotEgg straight into a black hole to investigate...
The BirdNotEgg is about to land on a new planet Seert Yenom 100 million miles away from our Solar System. ______Can you guess what the planet's name Seert Yenom stands for? (One clue is in the drawing, another- in the name itself.
The BirdNotEgg has just landed on the Planet Seert Yenom and her head is spinning. Suddenly, she realised the seriousness of what she got herself into. She does not feel as Super BirdNotegg anymore but tied and rather average sized EggNotBird. Suddenly, she felt watched and she looked up...
She saw an unexpected visitor holding a letter for the BirdNotEgg. I am NotYourEasterBunnny, a MessengerBetweenUniverses declared the visitor. 'Why do yo look so scary?' wondered the BirdNotEgg. 'One have to be when they visit Planet Earth' sighed NotYourEasterBunny. As cute and defenseless bunnies dont have a good life there. I am on the other hand is quite capable of defending myself!'
Inside that letter was a message from a dear friend from Planet Earth sending love and hugs. Previously tired BirdNotEgg suddenly gets a surge of energy and springs up. Now she has got the courage to explore the new planet and she continues her journey...
The BirdNotEgg continued her journey. One sun was setting and another one was in full zenith. The day seems awfully long... She was thirsty… but there was no water in sight… The area was arid with dunes... She was thinking of her dear husband left behind on Planet Earth. He did not even know she had flown into the Black Hole and must have been very worried what happened to her. The thought of him kept her going. Suddenly, she heard music and she saw something rather unusual...
The enormous Blue Tardigrade, the ChiefMoneyTreesGardener was sipping his cocktail under the sound of music. The BirdNotEgg was so excited to see another creature! 'May I have a glass of water', asked the BirdNotEgg. 'Sure, if you bring me a rainbowee - I will be very happy to give you water.' 'What is rainbowee', wondered BirdNotEgg, but Blue Tardigrade was already fast asleep...
The BirdNotEgg continued her journey. The storm is approaching and a spooky castle is ahead...
The BirdNotEgg decides to send her husband a message. She puts it in a bottle and seals it...
The BirdNotEgg has sealed the bottle with a message to her husband. But how would she ever get the message to him?! He was in another universe! Suddenly, an unusual creature emerged from the ocean and offered to deliver the bottle for her!! The BirdNotEgg could not thank it enough!
Finally, having made a decision, the BirdNotEgg called a passing Green Monster and asked him to give her a ride back to the nearest PostBoxtoAnotherUniverse…
The UberGreenMonster has approached the PostBoxToAnotherUniverse. Now the BirdNotEgg has a choice whether to climb thought the opening and hope she ends up where she wants to be. Or just to post a second letter to her husband._____________________ What action should she take?
Suddenly, the head has popped out and asked the BirdNotEgg what did she want. The head also grumbled that he was about to go on strike and he did not take any more letters. The BirdNotEgg pleaded that it was her who really needed to travel on this occasion.
The whole body has slowly emerged and it was NotYourEasterBunny, The MessengerBetweenUniverses. He got dressed (but putting his uniform cap on) and handed the BirdNotEgg an egg shaped pot. “Make sure you take this pot with a rainbowee back to Earth- it will help you. ‘What is a rainbowee?’ wondered the BirdNotEgg.
On this planet money grows on trees and is it of no value. The only thing we value here are rainbowees. It will become all clear once you release it from the pot. Just keep the lid closed at all times until you get to Earth. Hurry up! Before I change my mind. As I am about to close Post Boc until further notice.’ Snapped NotYourEasterBunny.
On this planet money grows on trees and is it of no value. The only thing we value here are rainbowees. It will become all clear once you release it from the pot. Just keep the lid closed at all times until you get to Earth. Hurry up! Before I change my mind. As I am about to close Post Boc until further notice.’ Snapped NotYourEasterBunny.
The BirdNotEgg thanked the unexpectedly generous NotYourEasterBunny, held on to the pot, climbed up the Post Box and disappeared…
The BirdNotEgg kept falling and falling down the PostBoxtoAnotherUniverse. She was very scared as she had no idea where she would come out on the other end… ______________Where do you think will she land?
A vision of golden light has appeared in the dark. Two little BirdnotEggs (dear freinds from Planet Earth) appeared and told her that the rotation has slowed down since the last time she has been there. And time have changed where one day lasts a whole month. She thanked them and the vision has floated away. _________________ What should BirdNotEgg do?
The BirdNotEgg called out the name of her favourite writer- Viktor Frankl. And the vision of him appeared! The BirdNotEgg has been wondering where did Viktor Frankl get his faith in humanity from decide all that we went through?__________________________________Which favourite writer would you wish to have a chat with and what question would you ask?
She heard a familiar voice, looked and a saw a younger version of herself floating nearby. 'Many things must be possible inside the PostBoxtoAnotherUniverse' though to herself Mrs BirdNotEgg. 'Tell me what would you do differently if you were 20 years younger?', asked Mrs BirdNotEgg her younger self. 'Talk to dead people more ofter. Converse with your favourite writers. Read your favourite book and put in to practice. Keep promises to yourself before promising others.' Answered Mrs BirdNotEgg and the vision has floated away._____________________ What advice woudl you give younger version of yourself if you met him/her?
The PostBoxToAnotherUniverse started to collapse on itself and the BirdNotEgg thought this was the end of her. And then she started praying…__________________________________ Do you believe I the power of prayer?
‘Who has been praying? Asked the Exotic Helper who has just been woken up. I guess you want me to reopen this collapsing wormhole?’ ‘If you could, yes please!!! Otherwise, I could become an omelette’ pleaded the petrified BirdNotEgg. ___________________ What do you think the exotic helper is going to do?
Meanwhile, the BirdNotEgg’s husband was still on Earth in their home Mushroom Castle. He was attending to their garden… __________________________________________ What plants can you recognise in their garden?
Mr BirdNotEgg also breeds and rides flying crocitoes. They are exceptionally hard to catch and they bite... _________________ Which two animals or insects are crocitoes are a cross of?
A near miss: the Mushroom Castle has been nearly destoriyed by flooding this mornign when a when a water jar with a brush tipped over! Just like the author's own house last night during a storm- with multiple leaks! _____ What do you do when water enters your house or your painting?
Mr BirdNotEgg is also a farmer who grows truffle mushrooms. This morning the water leaked into the Mushroom Castle and since then he has been busy filling wimsicallies with water and draining his home. He has not seen his darling wife Mrs BirdNotEgg for over a year as he did not know she had flown into the Black Hole. He searched for her everywhere but she was nowhere to be found… ___________________________________________ What can he do to find his wife?
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